Under the Wire

I guess I must be pretty easy to entertain. Most of my early morning coffee and quiet times are spent reading headlines from online newspapers. Headlines only because they want to charge me to read the whole paper. I figure the 30 or more I skim through, from ag and cattle magazines to big city newspapers all over the country would cost me about eight calves per year. Calf cost is how I keep track of expenses. I know about how many we will sell each fall and how many the bank is going to want for their share. The rest are mine to spend as I see fit. This, of course, is a bald faced lie. No way...